5 Things Nice Guys Say, Decoded.



“Whatever you want to do.”

I don’t know what you like, and I don’t want to mess this up. Please don’t think I’m boring.

“It’s on me”

Look at how much of a gentleman I am! Girls love guys with jobs, I have a job.

 “Hey, let’s go back to my place and watch a movie”

Hey, let me me get super close to you so I can “see the screen” because even though I’ve seen 2001: A Space Odyssey fifty times I still need to watch it meticulously. I hope we make out.

“You can crash at my place if you’re too drunk”

Come back to my place so you will have the balls to make a move on me while you’re inebriated, and I’ll show you I’m responsible.

“Let’s do this again”

Just look how cool and casual I am. There’s no pressure here. Please go out with me again, pleeeeease.