Apparently business jargon is a real thing. Thinking back on movies like Office Space, “We need to talk about your TPS reports,” it surprised me when I worked my first office job that people actually talk like this. I find business jargon to be supremely cringe-worthy. As it so happens, I’m not the only person… Read more »
Posts Categorized: Terrible Humans
Some old Irish lady is yelling at some young American singer or something
Who is your favorite bad guy you can’t help rooting for?
Let me get this straight. I didn’t watch the VMAs. I don’t own a television or ,as I like to call it, “The Sheep Box” where corporations shove their products down your throat while indoctrinating our children to consume, sleep, repeat. I could have walked there because I LIVE IN BROOKLYN but I refuse to… Read more »
“Here’s $25 for Reading Railroad, shove it up your ass.”
In my latest journalistic efforts, I investigate whether Internet chat rooms are still a thing. It took me all of five minutes to discover, yes, sadly, they are still in abundance. The second part of my assignment? Seeing how long I could have the stupidest conversation possible with some kid inside the chat room. I selected… Read more »
Because yelling “C— s—n—– whore–I’m about to go to mars and nuke this place up…” is a great way to order food at Dunkin Doughnuts.