Posts By: Liz

5 Observations of a Pissed Off Driver

I swear I don’t have an anger problem, okay, I lied, maybe I do. It mostly comes out when I drive, and I go from calm and collected to bat out of hell as soon as someone cuts me off then slams on their breaks. It’s hard to be zen when you’re surrounded by idiots,… Read more »

Wait…Is Emo Still a Thing?

Do you remember the dismal time when it was cool to have a sweet side part,  ironic t-shirts, gauged ears, and liking sad white boy music? To be honest,  I thought this trend died years ago, since it seems like all the scene queens finally put down their rubber bracelets, and moved on to the next subculture…. Read more »

Names For Your Juggalo Baby

  Rist Kutta Klown SynDrome Pink Eyed Strangla Krustie Whoop WHOOP Nug Bonez Kill yahomie Mr. Mothafuckin Ceezar 2 U Bitch Syko Santa Klau$ Dark Suckaberg Psycho Pussy Fiend Kid Cracka *~NuggZ~* Sucka Bitch Dark Murda Thugg Suei$idal Murda Bassment Dwella Murda Thug Nutz Wicked W33d Warrior Willy Fo Twenny Joka 2 Smoka Luna TicKk… Read more »

December 15, 2012

Hipster Linguistics

As the age of technology continues to consume every aspect of our lives, we have come  long way in terms of texting, typing, and anything that doesn’t involve an actual pen and paper. Spell check has taken the population of Ppl wHo TxT lik tHis, and turned them into the equivalent of sixth grade C-students, quite the… Read more »

5 Commercials You Cannot Unsee

Wow, nothing says legitimate plumbing company like some 90’s CGI and sexual tension between a woman with a clogged toilet and her knight in shining uniform. Do I really need to see some some half nude cartoon woman squirming away on the toilet? Why do they talk like that? This is some nightmare worthy shit… Read more »

December 7, 2012