- Get day drunk. Or better yet, morning drunk.
- Super-size that Big Mac. Can I get a liter of cola to go with that? YES I CAN.
- How much is that doggy in the window? DOESN’T MATTER. Treat yoself.
- Vajazzle yoself. Even if you don’t have a vagina. It’s not just for the ladies anymore. Nothing better than when the light hits those fake gems just right and you feel like you’re in a porno movie directed by JJ Abrams.
- Upgrade from the Waffle House to the IHOP.
- Order that tall-boy PBR. I know you’ve been eyeing it. You know you deserve it.
- Go thrift shopping on days when there ISN’T a discount. Ludacris? TREAT YO SELF
- Bath Salts. ZOMBIFY YO SELF. No but seriously, that shit will leave your skin silky smooth. Which will make the vajazzling process that much easier.
The Best Ways to Treat. Yo. Self
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