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The Trillion Dollar Coin is the World’s Greatest MacGuffin
A MacGuffin is an interchangeable item of immense value used to drive a plot. The Briefcase from Pulp Fiction. The Diamond from Snatch. The Maltese... Read more »
6 Ways To Be Awesome Following Breakups
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How Socially Awkward People React During The Worst Situations Imaginable (To Them)
Nightmare Scenario 1: Exiting a room full of known acquaintances. Reaction: Complete silence. Nightmare Scenario 2: Not hearing what someone said. Reaction: Assume it was... Read more »
Bronies and other Bizarre American Subcultures
The advent of the internet has allowed even the most strange and niche subcultures to grow and enter the public conscious. Remember when goths and anime enthusiasts were... Read more »
10 Things I Would Rather See at Coachella 2013
1. Mick Jagger Breaking His Hip 2. Postal Service Reunion Decides to go dubstep 3. Mary Kate and Ashley debut their new grindcore band 4.... Read more »
What Your Facial Hair Says About You
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