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10 Burning Questions on MLB 2014 Season Opening Day

It’s opening day for Major League Baseball! Time to grab an otherworldly sized hotdog loaded with condiments and slowly but steadily become too drunk to stand from the bleacher seats after one too many shitty domestic beers. With Opening Day poised to become a nationally recognized holiday, we have a few burning questions that are… Read more »

March 31, 2014
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Malcom Smith’s Postgame Interview Inturrupted by 9/11 Conspiracy Theorist

While being interviewed about his massive win against he Denver Broncos in last night’s Super Bowl, MVP linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks Malcom Smith was surprised with an interruption by an unknown 9/11 conspiracy theorist who said, “Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was perpetrated by people within our own government. Check it out: The man was quickly… Read more »

7 Ways to Improve Your Basketball Skill Level

Every young basketball player dreams of what it would be like to hit a game winning shot with everything on the line. Their teammates would hoist them up in the air, their fans would be cheering their name, and the scoreboard would show that all of the hard work and effort that was put in… Read more »

January 28, 2014
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