Posts Categorized: Sports

Isaiah Austin Drafted by Adam Silver

Even if you’re not an NBA fan and had no idea the annual draft took place out of Brooklyn last night, something rather remarkable happened that most people will want to cheer about. But before I get to that, let me introduce you to a guy who won’t play a single day in the NBA… Read more »

June 27, 2014
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Best Miami Heat Video Bombs

Well, the Mimi Heat might not be taking home the Larry O’Brien Championship Trophy this year (go Spurs go), but they can still salvage an award for some of the best video bombs of the season.

June 18, 2014
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Join the World Cup Bandwagon

Why is it that many Americans don’t care about the World Cup? I’d wager the first issue is soccer is one sport we aren’t internationally dominant in. Name your sport – basketball, football, baseball – America is #1! – so on and so forth. Although the USA Soccer team is respectable, hell, borderline ‘quite good’,… Read more »

June 13, 2014
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10 Burning Questions on MLB 2014 Season Opening Day

It’s opening day for Major League Baseball! Time to grab an otherworldly sized hotdog loaded with condiments and slowly but steadily become too drunk to stand from the bleacher seats after one too many shitty domestic beers. With Opening Day poised to become a nationally recognized holiday, we have a few burning questions that are… Read more »

March 31, 2014
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Malcom Smith’s Postgame Interview Inturrupted by 9/11 Conspiracy Theorist

While being interviewed about his massive win against he Denver Broncos in last night’s Super Bowl, MVP linebacker for the Seattle Seahawks Malcom Smith was surprised with an interruption by an unknown 9/11 conspiracy theorist who said, “Investigate 9/11. 9/11 was perpetrated by people within our own government. Check it out: The man was quickly… Read more »