If you’re anything like me, you probably ended your holidays with a gift card or two. You should be delighted! We’re talking about free money here, my friend. So while you may not yet understand the value of the Applebee’s card you received from the cousins you seldom see, I’m here to tell you you’re… Read more »
Posts Categorized: Life Tips
I Too Have a Crush on Ryan Gosling
As a heterosexual male, I feel it’s time to come clean on the man crush I’ve been holding for some time on one Mr. Ryan Gosling. Move over, ladies. It’s time for us males to gush in unison. I was young. It was a transitionally significant chapter of my life, the matter of age no… Read more »
7 Terrible Christmas Gifts for People on Your Shit List
Microsoft Zune Fancy an iPod? Too bad! You’re sure to elicit a torrential wave of feigned enthusiasm with Microsoft’s worthless MP3 player. This purchase falls well within the realm of ‘not at all what I wanted’ gifts you’d expect to receive from out of touch parents with the best of intentions. The best part? They… Read more »
5 Observations of a Pissed Off Driver
I swear I don’t have an anger problem, okay, I lied, maybe I do. It mostly comes out when I drive, and I go from calm and collected to bat out of hell as soon as someone cuts me off then slams on their breaks. It’s hard to be zen when you’re surrounded by idiots,… Read more »
It’s the Worst Possible Time of the Year: Social Jitters and Holidays
Getting over your shyness is not an easy feat, I’m already a quarter through my expected lifespan yet I still struggle with it from time to time. Social anxiety is a pain in the ass, because it usually strikes during the times you want to make a good impression. Your mind is racing, and you… Read more »
Signs You Need to Improve Your Drive-Thru Etiquette
If you do any of the following, please drive into a tree.
How to Embarrass Yourself at a Wedding
What transpires throughout this picturesque legal contract of love will surely live on as the best day in the lives of two people, but another glass of champagne has you thinking, Why not three? In order to thoroughly embarrass yourself, garnering the brand of shame close friends and relatives will reference for years to come,… Read more »
