Posts By: Liz

Why Hedgehogs are Awesome

Hedgehogs do their own thing. You give hedgehogs baths in the sink–with a toothbrush! It’s way cooler than trying to give your cat a bath, good luck with that. Hedgehog snuggles! Hedgehogs can hang out with other animals once they’re comfortable. Pet team, ASSEMBLE! Endless entertainment. You won’t have to worry about Dr. Eggman anymore…

December 24, 2012

Signs You Aren’t Ready to be in a Relationship

1. You’re depressed. I’m not talking about occasional depression, but if everyday is a struggle for you, think about how it would be once someone else is in your life. You can hide it for a while, but they will find out, and it won’t be pretty. Get yourself well and seek professional help if… Read more »

December 21, 2012

The Facebook Statuses of People You Shouldn’t Date

“I should have known better.” Cryptic messages that could be aimed at anyone, even you! Was it because you didn’t end your text with a smiley face? These people are overly dramatic, if you try and ask what’s wrong they will likely respond with “I don’t want to talk about it.” “You’re my EX, thanks… Read more »

December 19, 2012

5 Observations of a Pissed Off Driver

I swear I don’t have an anger problem, okay, I lied, maybe I do. It mostly comes out when I drive, and I go from calm and collected to bat out of hell as soon as someone cuts me off then slams on their breaks. It’s hard to be zen when you’re surrounded by idiots,… Read more »

Wait…Is Emo Still a Thing?

Do you remember the dismal time when it was cool to have a sweet side part,  ironic t-shirts, gauged ears, and liking sad white boy music? To be honest,  I thought this trend died years ago, since it seems like all the scene queens finally put down their rubber bracelets, and moved on to the next subculture…. Read more »

Names For Your Juggalo Baby

  Rist Kutta Klown SynDrome Pink Eyed Strangla Krustie Whoop WHOOP Nug Bonez Kill yahomie Mr. Mothafuckin Ceezar 2 U Bitch Syko Santa Klau$ Dark Suckaberg Psycho Pussy Fiend Kid Cracka *~NuggZ~* Sucka Bitch Dark Murda Thugg Suei$idal Murda Bassment Dwella Murda Thug Nutz Wicked W33d Warrior Willy Fo Twenny Joka 2 Smoka Luna TicKk… Read more »

December 15, 2012