Horrifying Easter Bunny Photos

With egg hunts just around the corner celebrating the return of our heavenly father, one of the things we love doing is reminding everyone how horrifying the concept of an Easter Bunny is. A man-like mythological creature obsessed with giving children sugary sweets? There’s plenty of people that fit part of that profile already serving hard time in federal prison.

I remember when I was but a lad and my parents would take me out for family photos. During one Easter we went to a shitty Sears studio and got to hold big dopey rabbits — I vaguely recall wearing a bow tie and handsome sweater vest. Anyway, I didn’t know it at the time but my parents were saving me from a lifetime of therapy but electing to go the happy actual bunny route for photos. What parent, in their right mind, would ever willingly hand off their kids to any of the monsters below?

So as you’re hunting for eggs with your family this Easter, just remember — any of these demonic rabbits from the jaws of hell could be lurking around the corner. If you don’t already have a phobia of the Easter Bunny, well … we apologize for the therapy to come.