Internet Chat Room Fun, Pt II
Today we’ll be accessing Internet chat rooms (yes, they still exist) and pretending that our car just broke down on the side of the road. LET’S GO.
ROUND 1
Helpimstuck33: Hey, how ya doing?
17yo wrestler: fine u
Helpimstuck33: Could be better, just nice to finally have someone stop and talk to me!
17yo wrestler: Asl
Helpimstuck33: 22/m/side of the road
Helpimstuck33: More specifically, AZ
Helpimstuck33: U?
Helpimstuck33: Hello?
17yo wrestler has logged out, message delivery failed.
Helpimstuck33: Ah great, could be hours before anyone else comes this way …
ROUND 2
helpimstuck33: Can you help me?
roleplaymale: With what
helpimstuck33: My car is stuck about 50 miles outside of town. Just my luck!
roleplaymale: Put the key in n a turn it
helpimstuck33: Okay.
helpimstuck33: Yeah, nothing.
helpimstuck33: I’m sweating pretty bad and have bad indigestion.
roleplaymale: Whas the stick say
helpimstuck33: Stick? I don’t drive stick.
helpimstuck33: It’s a Honda Odyssey. 2003.
helpimstuck33: Great car. Reliable.
helpimstuck33: (sarcasm)
roleplaymale: The fuel stick, says how much gass there is
roleplaymale: Gas it
roleplaymale: Do u see the e and f?
helpimstuck33: I do. It’s on E. Like below it, actually.
roleplaymale: Ur outta gas
helpimstuck33: That’s not possible, I just pumped some like 3 hours ago!
helpimstuck33: Put like 5 gallons in.
roleplaymale: Ur probly out of gas
helpimstuck33: Well, great! Can you … can you drive down here possibly? Pick me up?
helpimstuck33: Where are you located?
roleplaymale: Bengkak
helpimstuck33: Is that close to AZ?
roleplaymale: asia
helpimstuck33: No bridge?
roleplaymale: Nah
helpimstuck33: Great … looks like I’m stuck. Help!
roleplaymale: What u wan me to do?
helpimstuck33: Well, it would really cheer my up if you wrote me a poem.
roleplaymale: No thanks
helpimstuck33: Please?
helpimstuck33: I’m not good at peoms
helpimstuck33: It’ll be cute 🙂
roleplaymale: Ya .. or lame.
helpimstuck33: Just try. Like four lines. Something quick.
(a minute passes)
roleplaymale: over the endless waters
roleplaymale: two dolphins in love
(another minute passes)
roleplaymale: each one trying to get the golden coin
roleplaymale: before it sinks
roleplaymale: #lame
helpimstuck33: I think that’s actually pretty good!
roleplaymale: thanks
roleplaymale: but yr just saying that
helpimstuck33: what made you think of the golden coin? does that represent me?
roleplaymale: meaby
helpimstuck33: no, really, I think it’s beautiful
helpimstuck33: it reminds me of my grandmother too
helpimstuck33: she was a sailor
roleplaymale: wow noce
roleplaymale: *nice
helpimstuck33: is there anything I can do for you?
roleplaymale: no not really
helpimstuck33: maybe a poem?
roleplaymale: sure
roleplaymale: J
helpimstuck33: okay
helpimstuck33: be gentle!
roleplaymale: ok
roleplaymale: start
helpimstuck33: Help I’m stuck
helpimstuck33: Sure could use a tow truck
helpimstuck33: Over the endless seas
helpimstuck33: Coconuts in palm trees
roleplaymale: awesome
roleplaymale: i love it
helpimstuck33: I borrowed a line from your poem I really liked
roleplaymale: and it rhymes
helpimstuck33: Yeah! Haha!
roleplaymale: ur awesome
helpimstuck33: You’re awesome!
roleplaymale: thanks
roleplaymale: so what nexy
roleplaymale: *next
helpimstuck33: hmm
roleplaymale: hmmm
helpimstuck33: do something crazy!
roleplaymale: tell em what and i just might
helpimstuck33: hmm
helpimstuck33: do a hand stand!
roleplaymale: against a wall?
helpimstuck33: yeah
roleplaymale: i can try
roleplaymale: brb
(several minutes pass)
roleplaymale: i can allmost do it
helpimstuck33: can I tell you something personal?
roleplaymale: ok
helpimstuck33: This isn’t my car … it’s my sister’s
helpimstuck33: I took it without her knowing
roleplaymale: wow
roleplaymale: you got guts
roleplaymale: now what
helpimstuck33: I think karma is out to get me … the only thing out here is a big friggin cactus!
roleplaymale: lol
roleplaymale: so what you ganna do
helpimstuck33: well I’m standing by the car
helpimstuck33: hopefully someone stops
roleplaymale: same
roleplaymale: i hope you get help
ROUND 3
helpimstuck33: Can you help me?
sexyhotguy: with wat
helpimstuck33: I think my car overheated
sexyhotguy: ok
helpimstuck33: are you experienced with that at all?
sexyhotguy: r u in it
helpimstuck33: yes
helpimstuck33: should I not bve?
sexyhotguy: get out it is going to explode
sexyhotguy:
elpimstuck33: Look, I know you think this is a joke
helpimstuck33: but I’m stranded on the I-10 right now
sexyhotguy: ok
sexyhotguy: i want u to die
helpimstuck33: jeez
sexyhotguy: i am a criminial
sexyhotguy: cold hearted one
helpimstuck33: what did you do?
sexyhotguy: i kill
helpimstuck33: hard to imagine a sexy hot guy be a killer! Lol
sexyhotguy: well u know a raper
sexyhotguy: i rape
helpimstuck33: Haha!
sexyhotguy: kill
sexyhotguy: and u know get the pleasure
helpimstuck33: sooooo random
