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Facebook

facebook

Never get hired again.

Blockbuster Video

blockbuster video

We’re still around. No, seriously.

Bing

bing

Is to Google what Billy Baldwin is to Alec.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

pbr

Please notice me.

Hot Pockets

hot pockets

I don’t know how to cook anything.

iPad

ipad mini

Big iPhones for pooping.

Walgreens

walgreens

We actually sell clothes here.

Charleston Chew

Charleston Chew

Old people candy.

Twitter

twitter

You’re drunk again.

Dominos

dominos

Remember when that guy put boogers in the food?

Nike

nike logo

You’re fat but Michael Jordan was awesome!

Mountain Dew

mt dew

Call of Duty fuel.

Arrowhead Water

arrowhead

Toilet water.

Netflix

netflix logo

Wait, don’t go! Arrested Development!

Jergens

jergens

Hey, take it easy down there.

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