Hey guys… I am tired of getting into a band or movie then six months later everybody is talking about it. I mean I was there first and everybody else just ruins my favorite things. Let’s be serious here people if you think that “The Cave” is Mumford and Sons’ best song then you should jump off a bridge — something I did first in 1995. So to clear the air I want everybody on the internet to know everything I discovered before the mainstream culture “machine” ruined it.
Sriracha
Gotye
The Harlem Shake
Fight Club
Radiohead
The Mars Volta
Jimmy Johns
Muenster Cheese
American Apparel
Thrift Shop by Macklemore
Kill Bill
Wood Fire Pizza
Coachella
V-Necks
Rainbows Flip Flops
Poutine
Thai Food
The Black Keys
Zippo Lighters
Tattoos
Yankee Candle Company
Susan G Komen
Nickels
Gatorade
30 Rock
The Beatles
Cappuccino
Alcohol
The Chicago Bears
Central Cooling
Engines
Rain
Pasta Salad
Blind Dates
Mice
Rats
Varmints
Jeans
Corduroys
Mustaches
Napoleon Bonaparte
Rome
The Gym
Scarves
Linens
Parks and Recreation
Hipsters
The Godfather pt II
The number 4
Paris
Chuckie Cheese
Mayonnaise
Bread
Hummus
Pesto
Mumford & Sons
Joe Pesci
Veganism
Shoelaces
Monster Energy
Bubbles
Potions
David Blaine
Rap-rock
Wakka Flocka Flame
Vaginas
Pork
Judaism
Nerds (the candy)
Nerds (the sterotype)
N.E.R.D (the artist)
Poker
Rocks
Jones Soda
Porcupines
The Simpsons
Paper
Osteoporosis
Sewers
Superman
Ghostbusters
Jogging
Paleography
The Matrix
Cows
Beyonce
Gorgonzola Cheese
Knifes
Swords
Katanas
American History
Leaves
Heat
Blind People
Rat Race (the movie)
Time
Metroid Prime
Morgan Freeman
