Sure Fire Ways to Start & Immediately Finish a Conversation


“Jim’s the name, riddles are my game.”

“Bet you can’t guess which part of me is bleeding.”

“You could easily be a foot model. Easily.”

“No way! I thought you were my friend who died in high school!”

“Want to see a picture of my cats?”

“Does my shirt smell like vomit to you?”

“What a difference a little baby powder can make.”

“Damn. You’ve got a body like my mom.”

“What’s your gamertag?”

“I’m going to make you my wife in The Sims.”

“Penis farm, spaghetti spaghetti.”

“Say, you look like a fan of magic.”